Yoo Yoo Yoo

erised-slytherin:

castielcampbell:

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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fun fact: we kind of have to make sure that the right president is in the water mark. because some asshole discovered a way of bleaching 5 dollar bills and then printing them as 20’s. so we are literally not trying to imply that you are bad person, we just have to make sure that abe isn’t hiding in the water mark

THANK YOU

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itscityzen:

having to deal with real life while reading a 80k fic

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kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: hm
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

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freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious

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